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JennYThere's Paris Hilton...Sick her!!
October 14th 2006 20:40
I am not sure about anyone else but...wait. Yes, I am sure about everyone else...I am going to speak for everyone when I write the following entitled...
Dear Paris,
We have watched your fake smile plaster across your fake tanned, fakely whitened teeth as you pose in your fake..well, pose more than we have taken breaths of air to sustain our lives.
We have seen more wardrobe malfunctions on you than should be allowed. In fact, as we speak, a petition is in circulation to request legal intervention after the second malfunction from now on to be strictly enforced.
I have seen you have sex. I would think that with your immense amount of money, and enough fake properties about and on and in your person, that you would be better at it. You have had a tremendous amount of practice. If you are planning to release another, I really must ask that you apply yourself this time. No more looking into the camera and smiling your scary, "I'm a mannequin" smile. It's distracting from the task at hand. Oh, and do us a favor...no night vision on the next one...and while you are at it..could you fuck someone cute this time? Rick Soloman is a bit too porn star in his own mind.
I am tired of seeing you in every picture posed the same way, looking the same way, etc. In the next picture, I would appreciate it if you could remove any and all fakeness. Of course, no one would recognize you without the perpetual...well, hmmm, everything, I suppose.
Honestly, I can handle the media worship going on with you just fine....except for one thing.
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING. YOU ARE NOT AN ARTIST. YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS RELEASING A CD AND BEING SOLD ALONG SIDE REAL ARTISTS. ITS A DAMN SLAP IN THE FACE AND THAT'S NOT 'HOT'. GOT IT???
Please don't misunderstand me. It's not that I don't like you. I despise you. No, I don't know you but I have seen enough of your body to make me now question whether I have had, in fact, a lesbian experience because of it.
Just shut up, lay back, point your feet to Jesus, honey, cause that is what you do best.
Respectfully,
The Voices in my Head
A Open Letter To Paris Hilton
Dear Paris,
We have watched your fake smile plaster across your fake tanned, fakely whitened teeth as you pose in your fake..well, pose more than we have taken breaths of air to sustain our lives.
We have seen more wardrobe malfunctions on you than should be allowed. In fact, as we speak, a petition is in circulation to request legal intervention after the second malfunction from now on to be strictly enforced.
I have seen you have sex. I would think that with your immense amount of money, and enough fake properties about and on and in your person, that you would be better at it. You have had a tremendous amount of practice. If you are planning to release another, I really must ask that you apply yourself this time. No more looking into the camera and smiling your scary, "I'm a mannequin" smile. It's distracting from the task at hand. Oh, and do us a favor...no night vision on the next one...and while you are at it..could you fuck someone cute this time? Rick Soloman is a bit too porn star in his own mind.
I am tired of seeing you in every picture posed the same way, looking the same way, etc. In the next picture, I would appreciate it if you could remove any and all fakeness. Of course, no one would recognize you without the perpetual...well, hmmm, everything, I suppose.
Honestly, I can handle the media worship going on with you just fine....except for one thing.
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING. YOU ARE NOT AN ARTIST. YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS RELEASING A CD AND BEING SOLD ALONG SIDE REAL ARTISTS. ITS A DAMN SLAP IN THE FACE AND THAT'S NOT 'HOT'. GOT IT???
Please don't misunderstand me. It's not that I don't like you. I despise you. No, I don't know you but I have seen enough of your body to make me now question whether I have had, in fact, a lesbian experience because of it.
Just shut up, lay back, point your feet to Jesus, honey, cause that is what you do best.
Respectfully,
The Voices in my Head
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Comment by albea
WTG Voices! I think you did an excellent job of speaking for EVERYONE.
We all Thank you.
Comment by The Voices in my Head
The Voices in my Head
Thanks, it had to be said. I am not sure about anyone else but dear God...when daddy buys you a CD deal, give me a break. Can't stand her, glad to see I am in like company...
Have a good one and do
Come back,
Voices~